4/29/12 This morning a cheese expert was about to explain why the pitch of a roof at cheese factories determines how holey the swiss cheese becomes... and then woke up. 4/30/12 Last night on the phone, I made a deal with a man to have 40 photocopies made for something I needed for a school project. The price he quoted seemed high, but I drove about 40 miles, mostly down gravel roads to have him do it. The business was in an old barn that was about to fall down. The owner was wearing goggles and a rubber apron. His wife had me sign transaction papers. The price was $860. The owner showed me some of his work. They looked horrible, like carbon copies. He could tell I didn't like them and said, "That's high quality paper." …and then I woke up. 5/1/12 Last night I was whisked away, taken to somewhere in eastern Europe by orders signed by the President. Arriving there a man with a Slavic accent said, "You need haircut. Car will come take you to barber."